Dear Ma, What’s a baby to do in a womb with no view? There’s nothing to see here! Not one scrawny tree here! No puppies. No toys. No girls….zero boys. Not a sandbox or swings… or those monkey bar things. Not a park or a zoo. MA! There’s nothing to do! My choices are slim. There is no room to swim. I’m so tired of floating. I’d love to go boating, But where’s my canoe? MA! There’s nothing to do! I’m all in a heap here. My feet are asleep here. I’m flat out of space. I’ve got knees in my face. And I’m totally bored with this dumb bungee cord… I’m NOT kidding you…there’s NOTHING to do! Still…I try to stay busy. I…